I decided that Texas winter is rude. It has no consideration for the fact that I am wearing a coat. A big, heavy, cute, winter coat. A warm, wool coat. A coat that is supposed to make me not cold. And this coat is no pansy. But Texas winter is all like, "Hey Coat. You're lame and I'm really cold and I don't even care that you exist." So I'm going to start wearing LOTS of layers. And to punch Texas winter in the face.
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I really enjoyed your personification of winter
This from the girl from Philly? Really?
:) LOVE you.
Yes. But at least the north has respect for your coat. If you can survive your face and legs being numb, you're good to go.
Lol... I feel like the winter down here has no respect for cold simply because it's never cold enough for me to wear my cute, warm winter coat. That and would it please make up its mind if it wants to be cold or warm? Seriously, 30 one day and 70 the next is a bit much.
Oh Molly, this made me laugh right out loud. And you're right. Texas winter is, in fact, rude. I don't understand what makes it so unbearable, but it is.
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